He found out I was gay and he always taught me in the bathroom when he was going to pee. Until one day I asked him: What's your problem with me, man?! Then he held his dick over his pants and said: (This is my problem! Can you handle it?) He told me to follow him home because his wife was at work! He complained that she doesn't like to suck him. So I said: (Don't worry, I'll solve your problem!)