We decided to sit down for a game night, but we played with very specific, highly agonizing rules. Every wrong move and every lost round meant one thing: brutal, unforgiving ballbusting.
Watch me use pure strategy to completely corner Dick on the board. The tension builds up with every roll of the dice as we trade intense physical punishments, but in the end, the Lobo takes the ultimate victory. As my prize for winning the game, I tied him up and delivered a relentless, cruel CBT session, busting his nuts without mercy until I forced a massive, messy finish. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
