Singlets on, lights bright — I scoop him up and slam him onto the mat like it’s nothing. From there it’s all downhill for him. He claws, he kicks, he squirms, but every attempt is weaker than the last. I take my time, savoring the mismatch, forcing tap after tap until he finally gives in and worships his rightful champion… only for me to flip him over and crank up the punishment all over again.