Crushing my neighbour

I see you live in France. I live in Holland. If you are in Holland please drop in for a long hot fight with a long headscissor session on me! I can take you in a headscissor as well. My legs are strong allso!
And we can do the headscissor challenge and check who taps first!
I can pay the travel costs if you like!
See you!
Camiel

I would really love to be squeezed by your strong mighty legs!

How can one become that neighbour ? 😆